nihilisticc:

So my parents just found out about my fourteen year old brother smoking weed because they found this on his window ledge. So in the middle of a huge lecture my dad decides to open the Baggie and smell it to see how strong it is. He immediately starts crying with laughter. THIS NIGGA HAS BEEN BUYING AND SMOKING FUCKING OREGANO. FUCKIN ITALIAN HERBS. SON. I CAN’T. I CANNOT. I CAN’T DO THIS.

about me.

exceptence:

iradicate:

xx

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ibleachednirvana:

doctor-hu-in-baker-street:

fluffmugger:

galacticpleasuredome:

welcome to australia. being earplugs for your children.

Fuck that shit, the little cunts can buy their own.

fuck me backwards with a telegraph pole

Oi, fuck face

oomshi:

vegay:

dONT BE A TEACHER IF U DON’T LIKE FUCKING KIDS????

this can be taken two ways

rocketpowers:

there are teenagers who have unprotected sex but have a case for their iphone

just let that sink in

Thank you from 1D

cheshiremalik:

@NiallOfficial: We wanted t thank you all so much! and it is often very hard to do so in 140 characters on twitter! So here you go

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thisiislife:

lunchtrae:

heartless:

menta-verde:

fuckyourfreckles:

bitchyougood:

she’s really beautiful and her hair looks so good with bangs like that and honestly if i were pregnant with huge hormonal titties like that i’d wear a babydoll dress to accentuate them too

honestly she looks fucking adorable

why does she keep dressing like she’s trying to hide the fact she’s pregnant like she’s embarrassed about it or something it really pisses me off DRESS LIKE A PREGNANT LADY

shes not hiding it her work is centered around her appearance and fashion sense 

so are we going to sit here and ignore the guy in the back?

The last comment HAHHAHAHA

tappingtomlinson:

brittun:

tappingtomlinson:

THIS GUY IN MY CLASS NEXT TO ME WAS ON TUMBLR AND I LOOKED OVER AND ONE OF MY TEXT POSTS WAS ON HIS DASH AND I ALMOST CHOKED ON MY OWN SPIT

DID HE REBLOG OR NOT THAT IS THE QUESTION

HE DIDNT AND I FELT SLIGHTLY OFFENDED NGL